worst films of 2017

The Year in Barnesyard – 2017 Mid-Year Review

TOP 10 FILMS OF 2017

1) Your Name.

MY TAKE: “It’s the rare work of art that can base an extraordinarily powerful moment of emotional catharsis on a recurring joke about compulsive boob-squeezing, but that’s the miracle of this movie.”

2) A Ghost Story

MY TAKE: ***COMING SOON***

3) Get Out

MY TAKE: “Writer-director Jordan Peele’s Get Out is a smart and stylish sociological horror movie more akin to recent revisionist genre entries like The Babadook and It Follows, albeit with a healthy helping of What We Do in the Shadows-level belly laughs.”

4) Kedi

MY TAKE: “Part God-mode Cats of Instagram story stream, part sly travelogue of modern-day Istanbul, Kedi follows about a dozen different street cats and the lives that they have touched. ”

5) John Wick: Chapter 2

MY TAKE: “Good acting is good acting, however you get there, and Reeves is flat-out great in John Wick: Chapter 2.  Every line of dialogue gets strangled in his throat, every life-loathing emotion scars his face, every gesture suggests a ghost who doesn’t realize he’s dead yet.”

6) The Little Hours

MY TAKE: ***COMING SOON***

7) Logan

8) A Quiet Passion

MY TAKE: “Get pumped to loiter over the sumptuous anti-sumptuousness of Terence Davies’ meticulous yet ethereal Emily Dickinson biopic.”

9) Harmonium

MY TAKE: “A borderline unbearable bummer at times, but also quietly captivating, with smart and evocative framing and a trio of excellent performances.”

10) Free Fire

MY TAKE: “The hard-boiled, insult-comic dialogue might sometimes lean a little closer to Guy Ritchie than Quentin Tarantino, but the energy and momentum are undeniable—the film has a way of relentlessly slicing forward every time you expect it to stagnate.”

BOTTOM 5 FILMS OF 2017

1) Baywatch

MY TAKE: “Almost every shot is framed to appease corporate sponsors. The only exception is a seemingly endless sequence toward the beginning of the film that involves a plucky slob who gets his genitals stuck in a beach chair — according to recent Pentagon leaks, that scene was created to torture prisoners of war.”

2) Bitter Harvest

MY TAKE: “The supporting cast mixes abashed slummers like Barry Peppers and Terence Stamp with equally abashed no-names, and as the wishy-washy protagonist who learns to love the saber, 30-something “adolescent” Max Irons gives a performance that can only be described as bad.”

3) The Book of Henry

MY TAKE: “A first half of magical treehouses, Rube Goldberg contraptions, brassy best friends and half-witted intelligence is bad enough, but a midpoint twist flips The Book of Henry into a Manic Pixie Rape Revenge movie.”

4) In Dubious Battle

MY TAKE: “Director and star James Franco clearly called in every favor he was ever owed to fill the cast of this John Steinbeck adaptation, especially since this punishingly literal film feels like a low-budget, heart-on-sleeve vanity project. ”

5) Beauty and the Beast

MY TAKE: “This latest incarnation is a high-gloss recycle job, designed to do nothing more than massage your nostalgia sensors for two interminable hours – this is a film that wants to stand on the shoulders of giants, while still acting like it’s winning the dunk contest.”

TOP 10 2016 RELEASES THAT I STILL NEED TO SEE

Baby Driver

Contemporary Color

Frantz

Graduation

In Transit

It Comes at Night

The Lost City of Z

The Lure

Personal Shopper

Song to Song

AWARD WORTHY PERFORMANCES

Michael Fassbender and Katherine Waterston, Alien: Covenant

Tony Shalhoub, The Assignment

Salma Hayek, Beatriz at Dinner

Kirsten Dunst and Colin Farrell, The Beguiled

Nick Kroll, Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie

Anne Hathaway, Colossal

Ulrich Thomsen and Trine Dyrholm, The Commune

Sharlto Copley and Cillian Murphy, Free Fire

Catherine Keener, Daniel Kaluuya, Bradley Whitford and Allison Williams, Get Out

Rooney Mara and Johnny Mars, A Ghost Story

Mariko Tsutsui and Tadanobu Asano, Harmonium

Sam Elliott, The Hero

Emma Booth and Ashleigh Cummings, Hounds of Love

Melanie Lynskey, I Don’t Feel at Home in This World Anymore

Keanu Reeves, John Wick: Chapter 2

Allison Brie, Aubrey Plaza and John C. Reilly, The Little Hours

Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart and Dafne Keen, Logan

Debra Winger and Tracy Letts, The Lovers

Jason Schwartzman, My Entire High School Sinking into the Sea

Richard Gere, Norman

Ahn Seo-hyun, Okja 

Cynthia Nixon, A Quiet Passion

Damien Bonnard, Staying Vertical

Steve Zahn, War for the Planet of the Apes

Avraham Aviv Alush, The Women’s Balcony

Gal Gadot, Wonder Woman

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