Daniel Barnes @ the SN&R – 3/12 issue

index#barnesyardbumps:

*The deadpan vampire mockumentary What We Do in the Shadows is a one-joke movie, but it’s a pretty damn funny joke.

#barnesyardharrumphs:

*Neil Blomkamp’s Elysium follow-up Chappie is a scrap heap of undeveloped ideas and conflicting tones and Hugh Jackman mini-mullets, but I was never bored. Insulted, confused, embarrassed, sure … but not bored.

#barnesyarddumps:

*For a two-hour long cat nap, check into The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.